I'm sure you've all seen the emails that go around with the funny things that kids do. Here are a few that I've thought of. Feel free to add your own!
1. Apples do not flush down toilets.
2. You have to use a wet rag to remove toothpaste from cat fur. On the plus side, the cat has minty fresh breath for several weeks.
3. Baby oil is nigh unto impossible to get out of cat fur.
4. If adults say they feel poorly, they generally have time to get to the toilet to throw up. If children say they feel poorly, the next second they throw up.
5. VCR's cannot toast pop-tarts. Nor can they eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
6. DVD's are not frisbees. Neither are CD's.
7. Sliding across a hundred year old wood floor in socks is a bad idea.
Oh, I need to start posting some cartoons again. I've been awash with ideas the last couple of days. Nothing like training with other reservists to tickle your funny bone.
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I found your lates cartoon in the Jeep. Nice!
1. When your cat is coughing/gagging, prepare for a huge hairball the size of a small tennis ball to screw up the carpet you just shampooed.
2. No matter how many times you say, 'no running' in the house, kids will run faster.
3. You cannot reason with a 2 year old....ever....
4. No matter how ugly you think a newborn baby is, don't say that 'your baby looks all crumpled'.
5. Don't trust a 22-year-old girl, that has recently discovered sex, and became unemployed, to watch your house and take care of your pets while you're on a long vacation.
6. Always assume that kids will eat pennies, change lying about and will try to force just about anything they can find, into their ears.
Just my obvservations from being an Uncle.....
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